Things I learned at work this week

I haven't written much lately, so maybe this will be from the past two weeks. It's hard to keep track of all the trivia I know now.

1. There are more so-bad-they're-good movies out there than I knew. Some of the ones I recommend: The Room, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, Showgirls, Earth Girls Are Easy, Big Bad Mama, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

2. The Boston Massacre started over a wig.

3. Smugglers are strange, strange people. People will put monkeys and fish in their pants to try to get them onto a plane. A monk even tried to smuggle a nun's skeleton into another country.

Ok, I actually learned a lot more, but I'm feeling super lazy. So maybe I'll sprinkle other useless facts throughout upcoming posts.