I've heard people confuse the Netherlands with Norway, Dutch with Danish and The Hague with Den Haag (just kidding, those last two actually are the same). And as a girl who sometimes (just briefly) thinks Swiss people are from Sweden, I can't really judge these mistakes.
So here's some clarification. I am NOT going to:
I'll let this sink in for a day or two and then discuss where I AM going (and whether you should call it Holland or the Netherlands).